Meanwhile in a Metaverse opening near you, it appears that the theory of the multiverse is starting to show blips in our matrix. As the recent the OG of Trading-Card NFT’s: “CryptoKitties” hadhardforked to its own independent chain powered by quantum-miners just yesterday. Hours after, the Genesis card disappeared completely from the hardforked chain with no explanation in sight. Analysts have linked this event with the recent opening of a temporal rift appear near the Chiliz Blockchain Campus in Malta. Activity has since spiked as local citizens mention paranormal activity unfolding with onlookers nearby the event horizon hearing “Meows” in their heads. Mass hysteria or a metaverse clue? More in page 11.
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Just when you thought it was all bulls and sunshine in this market, it couldn’t have been more wrong for the recent unlucky rug-pulled apes. Local anon stumbles upon what he assumed was the next $LINK and began preaching on the /biz/ imageboard prophetically day to day under the pseudonym **ChadProfits**. But things went south as developers dropped a rug meme in one of his daily threads and proceeded to siphon all liquidity in a massive sell-off event. “DIAMOND HANDS” he posts in caps lock, flapping his arms to assert dominance and reassurance to his followers in a video call behind his Guy-Fawkes mask in his discord nitro-boosted server. All this while his mortgage disappears into thin air. More on this in page 5.
Memecoins are on the exponential rise with more shitcoins-than-you-can-handle in remotely every telegram crypto group and “forex” chat. This is no anomaly on Reddit either – until this last Wednesday when a coordinated marketing stunt was pulled off by Project Illuminati with an anonymous team that began posting images of a fleet of unidentifiable floating objects in space with a translucent cargo holding a reported 999 ledgers each. Nobody knew if these were photoshopped, but as more pictures unfolded it became clear this was not your typical shitpost. The telegram chat has since blown up to 543K members and the most recent announcement mentioned the drops are coming in orbit. This has been confirmed by Area 51’s United States Air Force (USAF) and NASA.Is this the airdrop of the century?
